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Clickable Advent

Friday December 25, 2009 10:07 am EST
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Clickable Advent

Thursday December 24, 2009 02:59 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 23:

'Twas the holiday eve, when all through the house

Not a user was clicking on a cordless mouse;

Our wish-lists were sent with care through e-mail

With hopes St. Nick would scan them...

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Wednesday December 23, 2009 01:45 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 23

''The Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.

It started in low. Then it started to grow …

But the sound wasn’t sad!

Why it sounded...

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Tuesday December 22, 2009 01:00 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 22: "‘His clothes were worn and told, he was dirty from head to toe.’ He’s like a Dickensian street urchin. In a world of hand sanitizers, he’s ‘Have you got a ha’ penny, sir? Then...

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Monday December 21, 2009 03:11 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

For Dec. 21: "Wait! I've got a better plan / To catch this big red lobster man. / Let's pop him in a boiling pot / And when he's done we'll butter him up!"

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Sunday December 20, 2009 03:13 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 20:

Edmund: "Shall I begin the Christmas story?"

George: "Absolutely! As long it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap that gets born on Christmas day, shoots his mouth off about everything...

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Saturday December 19, 2009 03:36 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 19: "All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. 'My legs hurt.' 'My back aches.' 'I'm only four.' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better."

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Friday December 18, 2009 02:28 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 18:

Jingle Bells: Hello? Jingle Bells, Number 1 Elf speaking. May I ask who is calling please? Oh, hi, Mrs. Claus. Yes, Mrs. Claus. Okay, Mrs. Claus. Sure thing, Mrs. Claus. Right away, Mrs. Claus....

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Thursday December 17, 2009 01:02 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 17: "Look out, kids. There's no hospital at the North Pole. Some of the elves are so inbred, they can't survive a common cold."

— The RiffTrax crew (Mike Nelson, Tim Corbett and Kevin Murphy)...

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Wednesday December 16, 2009 01:53 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 16: "Hey kids, Santa Flash is back! Along with my special helper, Freaky the Snowman!"

"Just give them the toy and take me to jail."

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Tuesday December 15, 2009 01:45 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 15:

"I know how you feel about all this Christmas business, getting depressed and all that. It happens to me every year. I never get what I really want. I always get a lot of stupid toys or a bicycle or...

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Monday December 14, 2009 03:41 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Mandy: What star sign is he?

Wise Man #2: Capricorn.

Mandy: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.

Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.

Mandy: And...

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Sunday December 13, 2009 02:28 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 13:

“Hey, where’d that cool creepy Santa come from?”

“Japan. Except over there they call him ‘Annual Gift Man’ and he lives on the moon.”

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Saturday December 12, 2009 03:52 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 12: "All I really want for Christmas is the ability to hate Christmas. Is that so wrong?"

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Friday December 11, 2009 03:34 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day — this time, from Mt. Sinai.

Dec. 11:

"Here's a list of who's been naughty and who's been nice."

"Hmm.. Brad Anderson, naughty. Now what'd he do that was so bad?"

"His parents had some company over and he spoke when he wasn't spoken to."

"What is with you...

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Thursday December 10, 2009 01:26 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 10: "NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare."

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Wednesday December 9, 2009 01:22 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.




Dec. 9: "Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!"


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Tuesday December 8, 2009 01:17 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 8: "I can count to ten. One, two, three, four, five, nine, six, eight... Well, I can count to five."

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Monday December 7, 2009 05:06 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 7: "Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game."

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Sunday December 6, 2009 02:50 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.../../freshloaf/tag/clickable-advent-calendar/

Dec. 6: "Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in / We'll gather at the road house, with our next of kin..."

A new Christmas carol, which has a...

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Saturday December 5, 2009 06:39 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. This one's NSFW, because it's Saturday.

Dec. 5:

Willie: What the fuck are you doing? Don't fuck with my beard.

Kid: It's not real.

Willie: No shit. Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and...

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Friday December 4, 2009 03:53 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 4: "He loves me, I love you / Therefore, vicariously, he loves you!..."

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Thursday December 3, 2009 01:51 pm EST

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut.

Dec. 3: "Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint 'atmosphere'."

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Wednesday December 2, 2009 01:40 pm EST

This year's non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. Today features an obscure line from an otherwise oft-quoted classic.

December 2: "I'm off to get my supplies: cornmeal, gun powder, ham hocks and guitar strings. I'll give you a lift!"

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Tuesday December 1, 2009 01:51 pm EST

The non-demoninational Clickable Advent Calendar doesn't want to repeat itself from the prior yuletide season. In 2008 it emphasized classic Christmas clips, but this year will offer a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. Christmas-crazed readers may want to treat it as a daily trivia test.

December 1: "Every time a...

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