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Wednesday August 8, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
Message to foreign pizza joint managers: Treat the staff right or be deported | more...

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Wednesday August 1, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
Grudge hook ups and burned down couches | more...

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Wednesday July 25, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
Is it so wrong to break into my ex’s e-mail? | more...

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Wednesday July 18, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
The movie moocher strikes again | more...

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Wednesday July 11, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
Cosmic consequences for cheating | more...

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Wednesday July 4, 2001 12:04 AM EDT

Karma Cleanser:

My husband is from Pakistan. His brother says because I’m overweight, my husband should leave me. His wife gained some weight, and he told her to move out. So I called INS and told them some (mostly true) stuff and had him deported. Was that right?

-- Sent Pak’n

You did the States a favor by shipping this pig back to Pakistan. The universe will reward you accordingly....

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Wednesday June 27, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
Makeout guilt and mob aspirations | more...

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Wednesday June 20, 2001 12:04 AM EDT
Piss drunk and puke problems | more...

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Wednesday June 13, 2001 12:04 AM EDT

Get right with the universe before it gets back at you. Send confessions and questions about how to avoid karmic retribution to karma at creativeloafing.com. All entries are anonymous, of course.



Karma Cleanser:
I laughed at a little fat girl. Luckily, she didn’t see me. She was in a peach-colored leotard and definitely should not have been. I only laughed because I was so startled. I was at a...

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