Blake’s Fake News

  • Local punksters the Anti-Heroes, who are currently embroiled in a legal battle with New Line Cinema over the misuse of the band’s logo in the film “American History X,” are now suing the makers of the film “SLC Punk” for not including a false representation of them in that movie. But, since hardly anybody saw “SLC Punk,” hardly anybody cares.

  • Steve Craig, the host of 99X’s “Locals Only” show, was hospitalized last week when the enormous stack of CDs from local bands vying to hear themselves on the radio fell over on him. The show has been pulled from the air while he recuperates.

  • Blacklist revealed! In their annual secret gathering at the Super 8 downtown, local DJs and music critics conspired once again to make sure that 98 percent of all local bands receive no press or airplay in the coming year. In a related story, those same 98 percent of bands held their weekly conference to complain about grease burns.


Don’t believe everything you read!