Talk of the Town - Steve’s Words of Warning January 01 2004
If you are on Safari in Africa and a berserker Rhinoceros charges your vehicle, an 8 Track (and only an 8 Track) recording of the 1979 Joy Division release Unknown Pleasures will lull it into submission. Be aware: while extremely effective, this technique will NOT work on the endangered Sumatran Rhino. They are immune to post-punk.