Talk of the Town - The Guillotine February 19 2003

...when all else fails

Bikers on 10-speeds! Somebody put them on the sidewalks please! Either that, or I can get in my Suburban, suck up 20 gallons of gas, take up the thin lanes of Midtown, and we can scrape them off the road. Just kidding ... I don't own a Suburban.

— Via phone