Talk of the Town - The Guillotine May 14 2003

...when all else fails

One of my pains is literally people tailgating my car and running into me. I've been hit several times and I developed a theory. The magnitude of intervehicular gap is directly proportional to the intelligence level of the driver of the posterior car. I still don't know why the police don't give out more tickets to tailgaters.

-- Via phone