Corkscrew - Buyer Beware

What’s in a name?

People often buy according to the label, not the wine. The right image can establish a brand, such as Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio, one of the worst wines from Italy. But the company spent a gazillion dollars on shoving it in people’s faces, so now consumers proudly guzzle it. Most wineries, however, lacking deep marketing pockets, are relegated to investing in labeling. It works. A colorful label and delicious verbiage assuredly lure people into a purchase, but the message is not always as straightforward as it reads. Here’s your primer to not get caught in the marketing maze.</
“Reserve” Wines</
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms regulates the “truth in advertising” for all alcoholic beverages, including wine. It monitors and approves American Viticulture Areas, mandates content on a label and handles countless other issues involved in labeling. ATF Bulletin CFR 27 is essentially the definitive tome of wine labeling, but among its numerous subparagraphs, there is no definition of a “reserve” wine. So it’s unfortunately left to the winery – and their marketing department – to define. Most people assume a “reserve” wine is better juice, among the best a winery has to offer. As Pat Dudley from Oregon’s Bethel Heights Winery puts it: In the industry “there’s a sense that [reserve wines] should be the top of your line. ... picking your best barrels or reserving a portion of your best juice.” But not everyone plays by those rules. Take Kendall Jackson. Its “Vintner’s Reserve” is the wildly successful proprietary name for the company’s large production wines – not a “reserve” in the accepted sense of the word. So if you’re buying “reserves,” stick with the boutiquey wineries and those you trust.</
“Old Vine”</
Like “reserve,” ATF doesn’t define “old vine” either. From the time a grapevine is placed in the ground, it takes three to four years to produce fruit. So if an estate winery (a winery that grows its fruit rather than buying it) establishes a vineyard, it has to wait awhile to make wine. During the first years of a vine’s life, the fruit is often a bit harsher and more acidic. These characteristics normally mellow once the vine matures. Once a vine reaches 30 (what many in the industry call “old”), its grape production wanes, with fewer grapes growing each year. But the grapes that hang around have concentrated flavor and produce intense, bold wines. Storybook Mountain Vineyards, a zinfandel producer in California, has also been growing Bordeaux varietals on its estate for 14 years, but had been selling the fruit to other winemakers since planting it. In 2003, when the winery decided the fruit was good enough to put the Storybook name on it, it released an amazing zinfandel/Bordeaux blend called Anteus. But not everyone is ethical when throwing “old vine” around. When shopping, view “old vine” with a drop of suspicion.</
“Contains Sulfites”</
Don’t worry about them unless you’re one of few people severely allergic. I’m convinced sulfite labeling is a government conspiracy to freak people out. Did you know there are more sulfites on salad bars and in processed meats than in wine? Sulphur is used – sparingly in wineries that care – to preserve wine to live beyond six months. It’s a necessary additive that is getting a bad rap.</
Recommended Wines</
EOS 2004 Petite Sirah Reserve Paso Robles. SW = 1. $25. Juicy, drops-run-down-your-chin blackberry, with a bold, dusty tannin structure to hold up the fruit. 4 stars.</
Other Worthy Reserve Wines</
Hogue Reserve Merlot</
Powers Cabernet Reserve</
Cristom Pinot Noir Reserve</
Simi Chardonnay Reserve</
Trusty Old Vine Wines</
Yangarra Park Old Vine Grenache</
St. Francis Old Vines Zinfandel</
Marietta Cellars Old Vine Red</
Sweetness (SW) rating is out of 10, 10 being pure sugar. Star rating is out of 5, 5 being wine nirvana.