Cover Story: Jus’ Folk

Buckhead Saloon
3107 Peachtree Road, 404-261-7922

Service to humanity: Wild West in the heart of Buckhead Village

If this club were a movie: Disney does Urban Cowboy: no bull, and designed by Epcot architects

Prime attractions: Eleven mounted fish, four stuffed birds, three antlered heads, two brainless buffalo and one dead coyote

Preferred poison: Bud Lite, $3.25 each

Age range: From bored with college to bored with bachelor parties.

Prime attractions: Free peanuts, live music (more Prince than Hank Williams) and a patio view of the parking lot

Coming from: Bachelor party

Going to: Bar

Fuzzy’s
2015 N. Druid Hills Road, 404-321-6166

Service to humanity: Lunch, happy hour and late-night rock ‘n’ roll

What it takes to get in: $5 after 9:30 p.m.

Prime attractions: Joe Dale’s Cajun cookin’

Parked out back: Pickup trucks with Harley stickers

What you need to get laid: Bring a date

Male/female ratio: 1:1

Age range: 25-65

Music: Blues great Francine Reed plays here regularly

Coming from: Work

Going to: Home after a late night of blues

Clermont Lounge
789 Ponce de Leon Ave., 404-874-4783

Service to humanity: Even poor folk can afford to get loaded and look at nekkid women

Prime attraction: Bitch-slapping from Blondie

Reason to avoid the bathroom: There’s only one toilet with no door

Cleavage quotient: High, but be careful what you wish for

Male/female ratio: 5:3

Age range: 25-45 (that goes for dancers, too)

You’ll only find it here: Shaving tips from the dancers

Boredom relief: Table dances for $10

Coming from: East Atlanta, 9 Lives Saloon

Going to: Home — it’s 3 a.m.