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Come with a crowd to Fratelli di Napoli

I was with a group of 14 the last time I dined at Fratelli di Napoli. It was a holiday dinner with co-workers. We all felt awkward trying to talk about non-work things, so we drank too much and laughed a lot and talked really loud. There were giant platters of spaghetti and many bottles of wine - and that's about all I remember. So here's my theory: Big parties are what Fratelli does best. The booze and food flow freely, and with all the distractions, you can't help but have a good time. Going with a small group recently was an entirely different experience, though.

Things started out well enough. We arrived late for our reservation, but the hostess ushered us straight to a table. Our server came over and gave us a quick run-down: Fratelli's menu is family-style (meaning enormous portions). He advised that two entrees, a salad and a pasta would probably be enough for the four of us.

After 20 minutes of bickering, we decided on a salad and pasta to share, and then half-orders of entrees for each of us (still huge, by the way). Tomato and mozzarella salad was a mountain of luscious, ripe tomato and chunks of fresh mozzarella tossed with greens and tangy balsamic vinaigrette. I also loved the chicken marsala - sauteed chicken cutlets mingled with wild mushrooms in a smoky-sweet marsala wine sauce brightened by fresh tomatoes. The table favorite was rigatoni in vodka sauce, and though the creamy, vodka-spiked tomato sauce was indeed delicious, the noodles were mushy.

Things went down from there. Sirloin saltimbocca, highly recommended by the server, didn't much resemble a traditional saltimbocca: A gristly strip steak sported melted provolone, prosciutto and mushrooms on top. Velvety port wine reduction was the dish's saving grace.

Fusilli gamberi, a tumble of garlicky shrimp, black olives, tomatoes, peppers and corkscrew pasta, tasted like mediocre pasta salad. And it was as bland and forgettable as the version Aunt Gertie foists on everyone at the annual family picnic.

Our server was - to put it kindly - quirky. He seemed to be on fast-forward: fumbling the specials, coming by our table a little too often, re-filling a glass of Pellegrino with tap water (then falling all over himself to replace everyone's glass of water, not just the one he botched).

I felt bad for the guy, until he brought out a full portion of an expensive entrée rather than the half portion we'd ordered. As he set it down, he apologized for the kitchen's mistake. No big deal, right? Except he expected us to pay for food we didn't order. And when he realized we weren't interested in paying for the "kitchen's mistake," he took it away and brought back a half portion. Who does that? Even if he wasn't a sneaky jerk trying to squeeze extra money out of us, he sure came across that way.

It certainly wasn't the worst meal of my life. But being with a smaller group, I was sharply aware of Fratelli di Napoli's shortcomings. So next time you're hosting, say, a rehearsal dinner, Fratelli may be worth considering. Otherwise, pass it by.

florence.byrd@creativeloafing.comChef Shuffle
Changes are afoot at La Tavola in the Highlands. Craig Richards has been named executive chef. Richards arrives after a stint at Lidia's in Pittsburgh, where he prepared regional Italian food and developed seasonal menus with culinary doyenne Lidia Bastianich. He brings eight years of culinary experience and a vast knowledge of Italian cookery to La Tavola, where guests will begin to see his influence in the menu at the beginning of August. 992 Virginia Ave., 404-873-5430. www.fifthgroup.com.

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