Rex Smith: Can’t stop bitchassness

Rex Smith is fed up with bitchassness.

He’s so fed up, in fact, the 25-year-old Northside Drive resident has taken to wearing a t-shirt that asks bitchasses to refrain from bitchassness in his presence.

“[A bitchass] is like a hater,” he explains. “A woman hating on you because you’re talking to other women. Someone hating on you for your style or because they don’t fit in. Someone you talk to who has bitch tendencies.”

The presidential election, he says, brought out nearly intolerable levels of bitchassness in some people.

“Even after he won, people hate on Obama because of his race,” he complains.

“It’s bitchassness.”

Does declaring No Bitchassness on a t-shirt deter would-be bitchasses?

“It’s not stopping it,” he shrugs.

“Everyday, there’s somebody hating on you.”

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