Film Clips: Ted

OPENING TODAY

• Universal Pictures
• Ted is a bad teddy bear.

’’MAGIC MIKE (R) Mike is a dancer, to be more specific he’s a stripper at Club Xquistie, which is an all-male strip club. Mike has everything he could ever want: women, money, partying, and fun, but he wants something more. When Mike is not headlining in the club, he is making custom modern furniture. One day, when Mike meets the sister of a new dancer he has taken under his wing, she changes his perspective on everything and Mike must face the realities of the life he lives. Starring Channing Tatum and Mathew McConaughey, chances are, women will really like this movie.
’’PEOPLE LIKE US (PG-13) Sam is a young salesman, as his biggest deal of the year collapses in on itself, Sam gets the news that his father has passed away. When Sam returns home to handle and organize his father’s estate, he makes an incredible discovery that he has a sister named Frankie he never knew about. As Sam reconnects with his new found family, he begins to rethink the way his own life has played out.
TED (R) Mark Whalberg plays John, who lives with his childhood teddy bear named Ted. When John was a little boy, he wished Ted would come to life and his wish came true! But now, with John and Ted all grown up, John is beginning to realize that Ted’s boozing, drugging, and womanizing might not be the best influence on him. From the Seth McFarlane, the creator of Family Guy’‘, this film is not for children!
’’TYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION (PG-13) When George, an investment banker, figures out that he has been picked as the fall-guy for a mob’s ponzi-scheme, George knows he and his family are in danger. When he decides to go into witness protection, there’s only one woman with the spunky attitude and size to match that can keep them safe, Madea! Tyler Perry’s comedic alter-ego, the overbearing, say-anything Madea is back on the big screen.
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GOD BLESS AMERICA (NR) When Frank discovers that he is terminally ill, in addition to being jobless and lonely, he decides to go on a murdering rampage killing everything and everyone that is cancerous to society. But not just the bad guys, spoiled reality TV star teenagers, people that talk in movies; Frank is after anyone that ‘deserves to die.’ GSU’s CineFest 66 Courtland Street ‘’
YOUR SISTER’S SISTER (R) A year has passed since Tom’s brother passed away, but Tom is still very depressed and directionless. When Tom’s ex-girlfriend Iris sees him make a scene at a party, she sends him off to her family’s secluded cabin to help him find himself again. When Tom arrives at the Cabin, he is surprised to find Iris’s sister Hannah up late drinking after ending a seven year relationship with her partner. In a moment of drunken randomness, Hannah and Tom hook up, and are awoken the next day to Iris showing up to the cabin. As the tension builds this love triangle starts to spiral out of control when Iris reveals she might still have feelings for Tom. Midtown Art Cinema 931 Monroe Drive ‘’

YELLOW SUBMARINE (G) The trippy classic from one of the all time greats: The Beatles. Need we say more? Plaza Theatre 1049 Ponce De Leon Ave, 8:30 p.m., tonight.

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