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Season 15, Ep. 10. Let’s talk about stuff that was funner than fun

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Last night’s Women Tell All episode was fun. Jackie made stink faces and called Michelle a spider. Michelle, who cares about being a mom all of a sudden, drowned the audience in crocodile tears. Melissa the old lady gelfling and Raichel the “manscaper” acted like 12 year olds with overactive pituitary glands. Ashley H. revealed that she’d turned orange. But, all of the episode’s fighting, crying and transforming was overshadowed by several things that were funner. They are as follows:

1. Crowd reaction shots.
I don’t know who you have to blow (Chris Harrison) to be in the audience at one of these things, but I’d like to thank the entirety of the audience for being such good sports about it. How would we know how to react without shots of ladies in the crowd making reactions at one another? Whether they’re exchanging knowing looks or sitting mouths agape, they do an awfully good blowjob of reacting in ways that are perfect. And perfectly hilarious.

2. Picture-in-picture.
Nothing in the world could possibly be more uncomfortable than watching someone watch themselves on TV. Nope. Wait. Nothing could possibly be more uncomfortable than watching someone watch themselves cry on TV, then start crying all over again. Ashley S. did this a lot. Poor, poor Ashley S. She always cries when she watches herself cry.