True Blood' Season 4, Ep. 9: Double Fantasy

Who gives a werewolf's perfectly sculpted rear end about witches, vampires, and spirit possession when Eric, Sookie and Bill are getting it on three ways to faerieland in the living room?

As usual, this week's episode of "True Blood" spent a lot of time spinning its wheels on superfluous subplots and third-rate special effects. But I'm putting my complaints in the monster box for a moment to focus on the Festival of Miracles that was episode 9.

Sookie's alive - it's a miracle! Demon baby's not actually a demon. Miracle! Little Susie's may not be the child's real name older sister came out of the coffin. Living-dead miracle! Alcide sleeps in the buff - oh miracle of miracles!

• John P. Johnson
• It's a miracle!