Clickable Advent Calendar: Dec. 5
This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. This one’s NSFW, because it’s Saturday.
Dec. 5:
Willie: What the fuck are you doing? Don’t fuck with my beard.
Kid: It’s not real.
Willie: No shit. Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and all the hair fell out, so I have to wear this fucking thing
Kid: How did you get sick?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn’t clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Willie: No, it was her sister.