Clickable Advent Calendar, Dec. 18

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 18:

Jingle Bells: Hello? Jingle Bells, Number 1 Elf speaking. May I ask who is calling please? Oh, hi, Mrs. Claus. Yes, Mrs. Claus. Okay, Mrs. Claus. Sure thing, Mrs. Claus. Right away, Mrs. Claus.

hangs up

Jangle Bells: Who was that?

Jingle Bells: That was... Ooh.