Clickable Advent Calendar, Dec. 20

This year’s non-denominational Clickable Advent Calendar offers a holiday-themed quote of the day, with the source — and maybe a surprise goodie — after the cut. For Dec. 20:

Edmund: “Shall I begin the Christmas story?”

George: “Absolutely! As long it’s not that terribly depressing one about the chap that gets born on Christmas day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on a hill in jolly Arab-land.”

Edmund: “You mean... Jesus.”

George: “Yes, keep him out of it. He always spoils the Xmas atmos.”