Considering the Jeff Koons lecture at the High via Gchat

LobsterTit69: so what’d ya think of koons - i mean the part where you weren’t asleep?
RussianPornstr4U: well, lobstahtits, i think he’s kind of a dipshit
he’s all controversy and no substance
even his talk of semen across a screen is so specific and scientific, you can tell it’s just one of his 150 workerbees in his studio added those things in
and yes, he has a factory of 150 workers. i’m pretty sure he does nothing but stamp his name on metallic lobsters
did you watch Bravo’s “Work of Art?” I seem to remember Jackie worked in Koon’s studio at one point
i think sleeping was the best part of the whole talk.
he barely even talked about Dali! Why was he even there??
LobsterTit69: it just sounds like he tries so hard
clearly he knows plenty of artists’ names but so much of what he said sounded contrived
...i put all these corns here because Dali said 2 corn kernels together looked like a butt ...
RussianPornstr4U: and then like four old ladies laughed at his Dali joke
how could he have been the enfant terrible he once was, and now being paid to give a college lecture in a suit to an atlanta museum
LobsterTit69: well i think that’s just the way of the world
RussianPornstr4U: i think that’s what gets my goat the most. that he gets paid to pontificate about how great he is.
like how madonna was once a bad ass and now is hawking tween clothes at macy’s or jc penney or somewhere?
LobsterTit69: you get old and not so ‘terrible’ and you want to feed your bedroom art habit -salon style
RussianPornstr4U: bedroom art only hung salon style
LobsterTit69: more corn!
lots of vagina envy
or confusion
RussianPornstr4U: the worst part is he is the most deeply unsexual man on the planet. there are so many sexy artists, no wonder he has to paint gigantic pictures of himself having sex with a russian porn star
i do really like his Michael Jackson with Bubbles sculpture though...
LobsterTit69: crowd pleaser
RussianPornstr4U: at least andy warhol’s factory inspired him. this guy is so obviously disconnected from the work he’s putting out there and putting his name on
LobsterTit69: it seems like everyone was freaking out about seeing him talk but then the few folks i’ve talked to thought it was bs