First Slice 3-13-12 (rain-delayed): Delta jet slides off runway gaaaaah!

The top stories in today’s Atlanta news.


1. A Delta jet slid off a taxiway this morning at Hartsfield-Jackson Airport while testing it’s braking system. Brake test: INCONCLUSIVE!

2. One in five Atlanta businesses plans to add workers in the second quarter, according to promises made with fingers crossed behind backs. Why not two in five? OBAMA’S FAULT!

3. According to the AJC, some single people like being single. You know what else some single people like? CASUAL, MEANINGLESS SEX!

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