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Omnivore - Love, love, love

My new best friend

Oh look, it's my new best friend. I have no idea what her name is, but I give her about $5 and she puts two big scoops of ginger-lavender ice cream in a waffle cone for me.

Hello, my name is Cliff and I'm addicted to Morelli's ice cream. Seriously, I don't have to eat the stuff. I can give it up anytime I want to. It's just nice to kick back at the end of a stressful day and take the edge off with 2,000 creamy, cold calories. I don't see what the harm is. It's not like I'm going to get arrested for driving while eating ice cream.

(Photo by Cliff Bostock)