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Mast Brothers Chocolate, Accept No Substitutes

If you love chocolate, and Brooklyn hipsters, and boats, then this video is for you. It is beauty and truth. You're welcome.

If you're more of a Hershey's Kiss kinda gal, who can't fathom spending $8 for a 2.5oz bar of chocolate, then this video is for you. It is hilarious and laughably over-the-top. You're welcome, too.

The Mast Brothers from The Scout on Vimeo.

By the way, Mast Brothers Chocolate may be found at Star Provisions here in Atlanta. For about $8 each.