Omnivore - Gummy Bears tortured for fun

The new Peeps

Remember the "human cannonball" that every good circus featured? A man (sometimes a woman) was shot from a fancy cannon. He flew through the air and landed in a net. An heroic act.

Well, now we've turned the human into an itty bitty Gummy Bear and the cannon has become a test tube that vaporizes the cute thing before it can even exit. This ranks right up there with the microwaving of Peeps. Gummy Bears don't come close to deserving their fate, but they are available to torture year-round.