Omnivore - Corner Tavern: Your gonna love you're sliders

Get your restroom grammar lesson.



I headed to the Edgewood Corner Tavern Monday night. My ears were craving heavy metal and my mouth wanted the $3 tacos served all day Monday. I got more than enough of the former and none of the latter.

"The kitchen ran out of tortillas and we've sent someone to get some more," my server said.

No problem. I ordered three of the $3 sliders from the regular app menu. My favorite was the fried green tomato with pimento cheese and arugula. Second was the "Mini-Mac" burger with bacon, cheddar, lettuce, and tomato. My third was cubed brisket - delicious, but I detected no smoked gouda or salsa, as promised. (There's only one other slider on the menu - barbecued chicken.)

Never mind about the missing gouda. The grammatical graffiti in the bathroom (right pic) made up for the boo-boo. In case you can't read it, it says:

For those of you who don't know proper English, here's a lesson:

1. Go home, dude. You're drunk.

2. Here is your beer.

- courtesy of the Tavern

Anyone who reads anything on the internets knows that the schools have quit teaching the difference between the two words.