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Unlikely Porn Stars

I recently heard some very disturbing news: Dustin Diamond (aka Screech from "Saved by the Bell") is starring in a porno. Apparently the king of all '90s nerds is floating around a sex-tape that he made of him making sweet geek love to two women (take that Zack Morris). This of course made me wonder — who else would I least expect to see starring in a porno?

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1) Oprah — She's conquered every other form of media and entertainment she ever delved into, so why not? I bet Dr. Phil would be a willing co-star.

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2) Meatloaf — He would do anything for love, but he won't do that. No, no. No, he won't do that.

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3) Bill Gates — He'll give you the hard drive as long as you don't megabyte.

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4) Mr. T — He's proven that he'll make pretty much any cameo for the right amount of money, but he pities the fool who'll go that far.

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5) Britney Spears and Snoop Dogg — Just kidding, they would totally do it.





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