Omnivore - Daily Hash: A sausage attack, a magical drive-thru cup, and more
What we're reading about what you're eating
Sausage: Delicious snack or brutal weapon? Apparently it's both. In Mass., a man was reportedly attacked with sausage links and robbed while riding his bike through a park.
Fat people are putting a strain on the world's resources, researchers say.
Check out Cracked.com's list of the 6 Creepiest Lies the Food Industry is Feeding You. The consensus? Honey, spices, salmon pinkness, and whole bunch of other stuff is fake.
How to prank your local drive-thru attendant.