Omnivore - What does your drink say about you?
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According to Chelsea Fagan’s essay ‘What Your Drink Says About You,’ “going out is nothing if not a series of statements you inadvertently make about yourself through your actions.”
Who are you? may be a question best left for a future existential or mid-life crisis, but these are funny and entertaining today. Here are a few small snippets of Fagan’s observations - they do not, however do the full essay justice:
Drink of choice: Vodka Red Bulls
Well, I mean, if these are your drink of choice, you’re just an enormous bro.
Drink of choice: White Wine
Umm, you’re a WASPy 45-year-old blonde woman wearing pearls, or you’re aspiring to be one someday.
Drink of choice: Champagne
No matter in what form you’re drinking your bubbles - bought in a magnum for your table at the club, or sipped while glaring at others as you languish by the bar - admit it, you’re kind of bougie.
Drink of choice: Jagerbombs