I'm just gonna say it: We're obsessed.

It's kind of ridiculous. Most dog owners I know, myself included, spend $22 on a glorified play date at a vast, climate-controlled loft with built-in Web cams. We buy the highest-quality, organic, low-carb kibble to which we dutifully add the recommended vitamins and dietary supplements. We drop cash on fleece jackets and orthopedic beds, teeth cleanings...