Kim Zolciak drops new single, 'Google Me'

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It's no secret that Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak is by leaps and bounds the worst excuse for a singer of all time: check the aurally and intellectually offensive "Tardy For the Party" for a taste of her bitter fruit. (Now say thirty Hail Marys. Do not pass Go or collect $200. You lose.) But now this tone-deaf, terrifyingly be-wigged megalomaniac has really up and done it. Her new track, the ironic-on-so-many-levels "Google Me," drops in early October, but (un)lucky for you, you can hear a preview clip above.

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Fuck. Are you kidding me? Nothing can redeem this woman's terrible voice. Even the auto-tune can't help her find the right key. And the worst part about it all - or maybe the best, depending on your penchant for dark humor - is that she is absolutely convinced of the existence of her absolutely nonexistent musical talents. (See her Twatter for proof.) Anyway. This has all left me feeling very spiteful. So, here you go. Happy Monday.