A gay fish called Kanye steals the VMAs; and MJ gets a notch on his belt
Taylor Swift is to Beyoncé as chick-flicks are to Internet porn.
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Choosing Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" over Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" for Best Female Video is like picking a chick-flick over free Internet porn.-
Either way, as a dude, you're publicly screwed.-
That doesn't make Kanye West any less of an ass for interrupting 18-year-old Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV VMA's last night. It just confirms that he's a gay fish, after all.-
Speaking of gay, I'm not sure which was more - Lady Gaga's Carrie-inspired performance or the fact that Diddy was staring at it with his mouth gaped open in awe, as if he'd found the missing muse for his upcoming Dirty Money trio.-
Don't do it, Diddy. The last thing you need at this point in your career is to be caught with blood on your hands.