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Streetalk November 23 2005

How do you rate those Pilgrims?

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Julie: Pilgrims were smart people. We could learn to be friendlier and have people over a lot and to cook them dinners, big dinners. We could learn to be nicer and not wear designer clothes so much because the Pilgrims didn't wear designer clothes. They weren't too flashy — you know, the hats, the boots. My birthday is around Thanksgiving, so I am all about the food, the turkey, the stuffing.

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A.J.: I hate Pilgrims. I hate the fact that we celebrate a holiday where Pilgrims have taken a bunch of Indians and built up this false treaty and then after dinner slay them all. It's kind of a bad scene. I'd much rather just stay in and eat McDonald's or Burger King than have the huge Thanksgiving feast. And I think the way they dress, they're just a bunch of dorks. But the buckles were kind of awesome.

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Shawn & Spiral: They came here and started breeding, so they paved the way for the future and created what we have today in America. And they believed in large families. We condone the large families and the breeding, admire the buckles, and liked the bibs because it prevented food from getting on our clothes. But we're vegetarians who like to eat duck on Thanksgiving.