Don't Panic: Why hasn't South Korea launched a war against North Korea?
You know, things aren't like they were when I was coming up. People today are big babies.
Back in my day, we didn't have peanut allergies. No sirree ma'am. If you suffered anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut, it was 'cause you were a sissy.
And we didn't have this "Internet" thing making everything so easy. If you wanted something, you had to work for it. You had to leave your house to steal music. You had to look a cashier in the eye when you purchased pornography. And you had to go to a library and hand-copy text out of a book when you wanted to plagiarize.
And back in my day, people had principles and honor, too.
For example, when one country fired a shot at another country, the other country would shoot back. You didn't question it. You just did it.
(Photo Illustration by Andisheh Nouraee)