No vibrating cock rings at CVS
From the New York Observer:
And so—after all the concept groups, focus groups, guinea pig couples—in August 2005, the first Trojan vibrating ring was given a slow, gentle rollout; except in Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kansas, Colorado and Virginia, where sex toys are illegal in all-purpose pharmacies.
I'm aware Georgia's anti-pleasure laws pre-date Republican rule in the state, but no intellectually honest person will ever think of Republicans as promoters of freedom and personal responsibility until they decide vibrators are less of a public danger than firearms. The self-proclaimed party of getting government off our backs needs to get off our fronts.