Sarah Palin BINGO game
Tonight at 9 p.m., the two vice presidential nominees from both major parties — where's the Libertarian? — will face off in what's sure to be a battle of the wits.
In one corner, we have Sen. Joe Biden, a veteran lawmaker with a history of gaffes but who has more or less held it together — even while riding the Amtrak from D.C. to Delaware every single day of his life. In the other, there's Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who has proven to be the most astute interview subject since Crispin Glover.
To help you enjoy the debate, the fine folks at GEDBlog have put together a Sarah Palin BINGO card. The targeted moose is a free space. Each time Palin mentions "lipstick," "glass ceiling," "Tony Rezko," or the healthy polar bear population, cover a space. First person to mail in their winning BINGO card receives a free pair of 3-D glasses that have been sitting on my desk for a couple of months.
We may or may not be liveblogging this spectacle. I'm in talks with a special guest to join me, a person who has changed the very fabric of modern politics with her wit, wisdom and style. I'm speaking with her agents, who as luck would have it, are demanding I provide her with tomatoes. Even if we don't, at least you have this fancy game to play.
To print out a BINGO card, click here to access the PDF version.