The Braves, a bat and simulated sex with Gloria Allred
The celebrity attorney gives her client wood
- http://clatl.com/atlanta/ImageArchives?by=1223504
- How does that feel? Oh, yeah. Right there.
In a Friday post about Braves pitcher Derek Lowe's DUI, we mentioned really briefly that pitching coach Roger McDowell was also in trouble for acting like a dick, spouting gay slurs and making crude gestures at a group of fans (and, inadvertently, a bunch of families) at an away game in San Francisco.
One of the families at the game that day — represented by celebrity attorney Gloria Allred — is asking for an apology after they witnessed McDowell make a sexy gesture with a baseball bat (among other things). Their two young daughters had to watch an enraged adult man make his fingers into a circle, and thrust a bat in and out of said finger circle. So, what does Allred do to remedy the situation? She makes their dad help her reenact the gesture — for a really, unecessarily long time.
Seriously, watch the video here. Slow, awkward, Allred bat thrusting.
Oh, and apparently, McDowell has been placed on administrative leave suspended for two weeks.