First Slice 5-29-12: Back to work ... unless we're all mauled to death by zombies and fish
or Elvis
- Joeff Davis
- No need to be scared
1. Of the blips and bleeps I heard about things this weekend, the blippiest and bleepiest was the incident in Miami in which a naked man's face was apparently eaten off by another naked man who was then shot by police. The zombie apocalypse is upon us. That's not a joke.
2. A seriously disrespectful fish stole a veteran's prosthetic arm.
3. Ew. Want Elvis's used tomb?