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First Slice 5-29-12: Back to work ... unless we're all mauled to death by zombies and fish

or Elvis

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1. Of the blips and bleeps I heard about things this weekend, the blippiest and bleepiest was the incident in Miami in which a naked man's face was apparently eaten off by another naked man who was then shot by police. The zombie apocalypse is upon us. That's not a joke.

2. A seriously disrespectful fish stole a veteran's prosthetic arm.

3. Ew. Want Elvis's used tomb?





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