Omnivore - Picnic pants and other oddities

Things for food nerds to nerd out about

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I think most of us can agree that the main problem with pants has always been that they don’t come equipped with a table built into the crotch and inner thigh area. Don’t worry human race, it’s 2012 and now we have Picnic Pants. Be enslaved by your dinner table no longer.

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When passive-aggressive refrigerator notes to your roommate or co-workers fail, you might need to start exploring your anti-food theft options. Lucky for you someone came up with Anti-Theft Lunch Bags: zip-lock sandwich bags with green moldy splotches printed on both sides to deter those menacing sandwich thieves.