You met your last boyfriend in the Waffle House restroom.
You manscape with a hunting knife.
You like it when your partner wears a tool belt to bed.
You root for the NASCAR driver with the cutest jumpsuit.
You wish the Indigo Girls would "shut up and sing."
You keep a colorful stash of Speedos in your bass boat.
You go commando in your overalls.
You always request "Boot Scootin' Boogie"...