Tracklist: You're going to hear Katy Perry roar whether you like it or not

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>> The OFFICIAL emoji lyric video for Katy Perry's glorious first single off Prism, "Roar," is finally here. Hi, Kitty Purry! Meow Meow! Not your cup of High fructose corn sizzurp? How about some "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?" courtesy of those retro-greaser monkeys of the arctic. Eh... OKAY LET'S ALL WATCH "ROAR" AGAIN AND SING ALONG OUTLOUD TOGETHER UNTIL THE NEXT SINGLE DROPS!!!

>> HUGE week for Full Stream Ahead points to NPR: Ty Segall, Sleeper, No Age, An Object, Superchunk, I Hate Music, and Julia Holter, Loud City Song (All albums are highly recommended.)

>> Chris Brown suffered a seizure over the weekend that was caused by "nonstop negativity." Look, I'm no Dr. Science, PHD Esquire, but yeah that's not a thing. Anywho, feel better, baby. And stay positive.

>> Watch perfect pixie gossamer folkie Jessica Pratt pick out two brand new unreleased songs.

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>> "I'd like to see Steve Coogan to play me on the big screen." ~ David Byrne gets it

>> First rule of paintballing with Madonna: Always bring your gold teeth.

>> Lilith Fair tryouts aren't until next week, Justin Bieber!