Justin Bieber raps as Shawty Mane, declares his whiteness
It's weird
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Oh shit. Collabs with Soulja Boy, remixed by Raekwon and Kanye - it was only a matter of time, I guess, before Justin "Biebs" Bieber got into the rap game. That's right, folks: the perpetually prepubescent pop star's bespectacled hip-hop alter ego Shawty Mane is here.
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This is no joke, you guys. This shit is terrifyingly real. Shawty Mane even has a Twitter account! Check the profile: "ayeee im Justin Bieber's rap alter ego. follow follow holla holla. hello mr. brady tell him leave his hair to the guy who sings baby ;)." That's right. Justin Bieber just took a shot at New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Snap. Shawty Mane's ready to start some beef! I mean, it's totally unprovoked, and, um, it's a football player, not another rapper, but still. Cut him some slack; he's learning.
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Anyway, all things considered, he actually has an OK flow. (I don't know if that's surprising or not. My whole worldview has been torn asunder by this.) Also, watch for the part where ShawtyJ-BiebMane declares his, uh, whiteness. It's weird. Friday. (Thanks to Crib Notes contributor Scott Morris, who sent me the link and explained, "I was gonna post this but it's just so you." Too true.)