Naughty or nice?

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Looking for some fun, adult alterna-holiday entertainment? Well down some stiff egg nog and head over to the Star Bar DEC. 4 for the out-of-control holiday burlesque of RETURN OF THE DOLLSQUAD. These ladies know how to put on a show. And with names like Lucky LaRouge and Kitty Katrell, you can wager a safe guess as to which side of sexy they'll be throwin' down. The show will also feature special appearances by Torchy Taboo and music from the Helgas. And of course, an appearance by Sassparilla the Singing Gorilla. Basically bursting at the seams with frothy goodness, this show is worth ending up on the "naughty" list. So, so nice. 10 p.m. $7. Star Bar, 437 Moreland Ave. 404-681-9018. www.dollsquad.com