Top 5 tweets from ATL comics this week: Off the lot

“Why am I even doing this?”

Have you ever been killing a bunch of cats and you think “Why am I even doing this” and “I probably shouldn’t have huffed all that Freon”?

— Evan Fowler (@ThatEvanFowler) March 6, 2012


It’s the 100th birthday of Oreo cookies.It’s too bad none of the people who eat them will live that long.

— Mike Kaiser (@Mike_Kaiser_) March 6, 2012


According to DirecTV, humans are only worth $100. Your new baby loses 50% of its value when you drive it off the hospital lot.

— Mister C.G. (@crisgray) March 9, 2012


Every month I put on my cleaning gloves and pull a baby Chewbacca out of my shower drain.

— Paige Bowman (@ThePaigeBowman) March 7, 2012


Pretty sure fajita is Spanish for “good luck not smelling like limes and meat all day”

— reza asgari (@rezaasgari) March 7, 2012