Top 5 tweets from ATL comics this week: Off the lot
“Why am I even doing this?”
Have you ever been killing a bunch of cats and you think “Why am I even doing this” and “I probably shouldn’t have huffed all that Freon”?
— Evan Fowler (@ThatEvanFowler) March 6, 2012
It’s the 100th birthday of Oreo cookies.It’s too bad none of the people who eat them will live that long.
— Mike Kaiser (@Mike_Kaiser_) March 6, 2012
According to DirecTV, humans are only worth $100. Your new baby loses 50% of its value when you drive it off the hospital lot.
— Mister C.G. (@crisgray) March 9, 2012
Every month I put on my cleaning gloves and pull a baby Chewbacca out of my shower drain.
— Paige Bowman (@ThePaigeBowman) March 7, 2012
Pretty sure fajita is Spanish for “good luck not smelling like limes and meat all day”
— reza asgari (@rezaasgari) March 7, 2012