God wants you eating bananas...
...according to Kirk Cameron's friend here:
Thanks, God! I'm done listening to those secularists who'd say that bananas fit in our hands because the seeds of easy-to-open bananas that early humans ate and shat out were more likely to pass on their genes than the hard-to-open bananas that rotted on the tree. An ageless, bananaphiliac superhero who's everywhere and nowhere at once is just a little more likely, thanks.
By the way, we all know something else that's "designed for ease of entry" and is "just the right shape for the human mouth," and judging by the face Kirk's buddy makes 54 seconds through this video, I think we're to understand that God's kinda keen on sodomy, too.