Cosmetic dermatology and dick jokes

Gotta love a doctor with a sense of humor

Whilst reading an article over at Project Q — interior-designer-and-adorable-person Vern Yip welcomed a second baby with his partner Craig Koch via surrogate! — I saw the following web ad ... notice the bawdy turn of phrase:
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Not bad. Still, I'll pass on the syringe filled with botulism.