Omnivore - Is your beer gay or straight?

Eatocracy conducts important poll

Image Just in time for this evening's Big Gay Supper Club at Rosebud, Eatocracy's lunchtime poll asks "Is your beer gay enough?"

The blog explains:

A colleague guided us to a Time article about Minerva, a small brewery in Jalisco, Mexico, brewing artisan honey-ales that "will appeal to gay men and lesbians whose refined tastes have been put on the back burner by beer manufacturers."

Poll results at 3:30 p.m. Tuesday are shown at right. Meanwhile, officials at the Pentagon have banned the beer from the armed services until thorough studies can be conducted.

Pat Robertson of the 700 Club has warned viewers that the beer turns well functioning and unsuspecting heterosexuals into slaves to sodomy. "When God does not have the energy to whip up a hurricane or earthquake as punishment for tolerating homosexuality," Robertson said, "He turns to beer."