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“How did the Hipster burn his mouth? Trying to eat his pizza before it was cool.”
?--James Schroeder on Facebook

“I went to the doctor for a checkup. Doctor says, ‘Mr. McNeill, you’ll have to stop masturbating.’ ‘Why?’ I ask. ‘Because I’m trying to examine you,’ he replies.”
?--John Terry McNeill on Facebook

“A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Is that a ship’s wheel in your pants?’ And he says, ‘Ay, it’s driving me nuts.’”
?--Edmund in Virginia-Highland

“What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’Furniture.”
?--“Remove Cynthia McKinney’s Name from Memorial Drive” on Facebook

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