The Last Word - What’s the most ridiculous lie you’ve told to get out of work?

“I saw a car accident and the injured party wants me to stick around so I can give a statement to the police.”?- “Hans Batra” on facebook.com/clatl

“I’d rather not say, honestly. It was pretty bad!”?- “MuffinAss” on clatl.com

“There was actually something worth reading in Creative Loafing that I just couldn’t be bothered to put down.”?- “Ric Flair” on clatl.com

“I’m sick.”?- Kevin, at the Atlanta University Center

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