The Blotter: Relentless nemesis

In Buckhead, a 48-year-old man called police and said his nemesis wouldn’t stop harassing communications. The 48-year-old said the suspect is “a habitual liar and a line stepper on social media and is addicted to Facebook,” a cop noted. The 48-year-old said the suspect threatened to send a local TV news crew to his place of employment. The nemesis reportedly has a photo of the 48-year-old’s driver’s license. Nothing further to report.

Crappy bar fight

Two brothers from Tennessee recently decided to rumble at a bar in Little Five Points. The bar manager said both brothers were asked to leave earlier due to “extreme intoxication.” The brothers allegedly refused to go, so the bartender called police. During the brawl, the older brother, 39, allegedly started pounding on some other random guy for unknown reasons. A cop arrived and searched the older brother, who “advised that he shit himself during the physical altercation,” the cop noted. “I also observed blood coming from a cartilage piercing on his right ear.”

Medics took the older brother to the hospital detention center. “Upon arrival at Grady, he had to clean up in the decontamination room,” the cop observed. “Due to the mess, he advised myself and the nurse that he no longer wanted to keep his pants and shoes and that they could be thrown away. I asked him to remove any and all items from his pants that he wished to keep and place them into a bag.”

Nose ring revenge

One evening near Turner Field, a 24-year-old woman said her drunk boyfriend asked to borrow her car. The woman said no — she had to work the next morning. The 27-year-old boyfriend allegedly grabbed her car keys and ran for the car. The girlfriend said she chased after him and snatched the keys from the ignition. The woman said her boyfriend put her in a headlock, so she grabbed his nose ring to make him release her. The boyfriend allegedly bit her shoulder. The girlfriend admits she repeatedly tried to bite his arm. Eventually, the girlfriend gave up and let her boyfriend have the keys, and he drove away.

The girlfriend called police and reported it stolen. Police quickly figured out where the boyfriend drove to — his sister’s house. Why? Because he used his girlfriend’s cellphone (which he also swiped) to call her after he drove away in her car. Cops drove to the sister’s house and arrested him for stealing the car and cellphone.

The Blotter Diva says: Honey, dump this nose-ringed loser, already.

Burger-fied

A man called police and said his little brother was freaking out over food, trying to assault him, and acting irate and belligerent. When a cop arrived, the older brother said his younger brother was still inside the house freaking out. The cop noted, “I asked [the little brother] to calm down and he advised that he was pissed off because his brother brought home the wrong cheeseburger with his money,” the cop noted. “I made several attempts to calm him down, but he was still acting in a disorderly manner, causing a major disturbance.”

The cop charged the little brother with disorderly conduct and took him to jail. So how old are these brothers who were arguing over a burger? They are 45 and 48 years old.

Mommie Dearest

In Cascade, two adult sisters said their 60-year-old mother was “going crazy and hitting and scratching herself all over her face,” a cop noted. “When I spoke with [the mother], she advised that [one of her daughters] hit her in the face and scratched her face all up along with damaging her employer’s vehicle.”

The cop chatted with the two middle-age sisters “who advised they had been drinking wine. By their demeanor and ability to keep their balance it appeared that they drank a good portion of wine,” the cop noted.

Next, the cop checked on the car. “Sure enough, there was a fresh footprint in the center of a large dent. The footprint was a common tread pattern that Adidas uses,” the cop noted. “As it turns out, [the 44-year-old daughter] was wearing some Adidas shoes. When confronted about the shoe print, [the 44-year-old] told us that she did kick the vehicle. When asked about the scratches on her mother’s face, she told us over and over that her mother did it to herself.”

The cop decided to believe the sister because “while interviewing [the mother] we did notice that she was restraining herself from touching her face in a manner which matched the pattern of scratches on her face.”

Cops gave the older sister a ticket for disorderly conduct. Police gave the two sisters and their two children a courtesy ride home to separate them from the mother.

Items in the Blotter are taken from actual Atlanta police reports. The Blotter Diva compiles them and puts them into her own words.