Annals of bizarro: Man sentenced for child porn, 'tofu babies'

Mableton man claims to have served the concoctions at dinner parties. Gross.

Um, I'm at a loss for words over this one. How about you just check out an excerpt from the press release that just landed in my inbox:

The press release goes on to state: "GERRY claimed that the molds were for him to make tofu babies to serve at dinner parties."

Have fun in federal prison, Phil!