The Clermont Lounge’s Blondie offers perfect stripping, can-crushing tunes for your office’s holiday party

 

Good news, friends! Blondie, the Clermont Lounge’s resident poet and recycling advocate, is answering her Twitter followers’ questions. Today she rattles off the songs she likes to hear while entertaining the masses in the smoke-filled den of iniquity.

You were expecting Philip Glass? So were we! (Also, note to kindhearted jukebox mechanics: One of Blondie’s favorite songs — “The Clermont Lounge Song” — isn’t working. Fix that, please.)