HIGH FREQUENCIES: Sounds Like Christmas
Do you hear what I hear?
At some point, marketing teams realized that Christmas time is big business, not only for general retail sales, but for music sales — and the best way to exploit the fact during the holiday season is for recording artists to release Christmas albums. Forget that since the advent of the phonograph record there have been Christmas records; the last two decades have seen the market flooded with them.
While such recordings may be a way to cash in — I mean, Neil Diamond and Barbra “Four Christmas Albums For Chrissake” Streisand — I’ve always enjoyed listening to Christmas music this time of the year, maybe even more than Christmas itself. Okay, maybe not being hammered over the head everywhere I go with Christmas songs, but having the option and a reason for playing the music in December sure beats the hell out of playing Christmas songs in May. Or July. Twenty years ago was the last Christmas and holiday music recap I published, but, just like you dragging decorations out of the basement and down from the attic, I couldn’t resist bringing the list out another time.
And there’s so much more from which to choose! Forget the old standards from when I was a kid, the voices of Bing Crosby and Mario Lanza filling the house, the former singing the holiday carols and the latter delivering the more traditional hymns, leading up to Christmas day. It always struck me a little funny: All year long contemporary rock and pop would be played on the family stereo — a (now) vintage in-wall RCA BK2 with a pair of three-foot by one-and-a-half foot three-way speakers with crossovers — but between Thanksgiving and Christmas, this other music, by these other singers, would come out of the closet for a few weeks, then the records would be put away until the next year.
It was pretty standard seasonal sounds, alright, until the mid-‘60s. Then A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector was released. And things changed. Darlene Love, The Ronettes, and The Crystals hit us with that Wall Of Sound. In mono! The next year, The Beach Boys’ Christmas Album followed, then the Supremes released Merry Christmas The Beatles started releasing their fan club Christmas singles, and before you know it, it’s 2009 and Bob fucking Dylan is releasing Christmas In The Heart! Not only is it good, it’s incredible, embodying all that’s right about Christmas music: hymns, carols and popular songs that are spirited, upbeat, fun and sincere. Almost a decade after its release, many still scoff at it, some don’t even know it exists, but Dylan really captures the spirit and warmth of the holidays in this unexpected gem that few others can match.
That’s not to diminish others who have tossed their wreath in the snow. Walk into any good record store or search online and you’ll find holiday music available in every genre — rock, pop, soul, rap, new age, jazz, classical, punk, post-industrial, Goth — more artists than ever are releasing Christmas music, and they’re doing so in interesting ways. While many take the old, familiar carols that many of us grew up on and reinterpret them in their own style, others have written their own Christmas songs, taking the time to pen original compositions that either retell the traditional tales or comment on society during a time that, for many, is one of reflection, as some look back, others forward, with everyone looking for a better day. Aimee Mann does a great job with One More Drifter in the Snow. Annie Lennox is rockin’ around the right Christmas tree on A Christmas Cornucopia. Others who hit the mark with their seasonal offerings are Tracey Thorn with Tinsel And Lights; Sarah McLachlan, Wintersong; Kim Wilde, Wilde Winter Songbook; M. Ward and Zooey Deschanel with A She & Him Christmas; Pink Martini brings it with Joy To The World; Sufjan Stevens, whose five-CD box set, Songs For Christmas Sing-A-Long (In Stereo Hi-Fi) should not be missed, and the Jesus of Cool himself, Nick Lowe, knocks it outta the park with Quality Street — A Seasonal Selection For All The Family. These are just some of the newer releases.
This year, Eric Clapton, who recently released Merry Xmas, gives Christmas songs their props with this formidable reinterpretation of the classics — and an original or two, with his latter day blues riffs spicing up the holidays just fine. JD McPherson, whose “Socks” is also welcome Christmas fare, plays it just right with his roots Americana approach. The same holds true for Bloodshot Records’ release from last year, The 13 Days of Xmas, the various artists compilation with tracks from Murder By Death, Barrence Whitfield & the Savages, one-time Atlantan Kelly Hogan and the man who refuses to quit when he quits, Dexter Romweber. And John Legend sings the standards straight on his new album, A Legendary Christmas.
There are plenty of old standards worth seeking out — and I’m still not talking Dean Martin, Nat “King” Cole or Frank Sinatra. Arthur Lyman’s With A Christmas Vibe is a bachelor pad staple; Jerry Jeff Walker’s Christmas Gonzo Style rides high; Martin Atkins and the Chicago Industrial League pound a white noise Christmas with The Industrial Christmas Carol; Morgan Fisher presents the perfect hybrid of styles with Claws; and you can’t do wrong with James Brown when he proclaims, Santa’s Got A Brand New Bag.
Want to go the more traditional route, without the syrupy-sweet hangover? Get back with Ethan James, The Ancient Music; Marta Sebestyen, Apocrypha; Les Voix Bulgares, Chants de Noel; and for those not wanting to go too far back in time, there’s the beautiful contemporary take on the past, Manzanera and MacKay present Christmas by The Players to make your spirits bright.
Locally, Michelle Malone and the Hot Toddies have a new holiday EP, Toddie Time out this week, sure to compliment her 1992 offering, A Swingin’ Christmas in the Attic. Indigo Girls give a beautiful holiday offering with Holly Happy Days. You can hear The Black Lips perform “Christmas in Baghdad” on a split single b/w “Plump Righteous” from King Khan and BBQ Show. Not too (too) long ago, The Woggles released a fine Christmas single, the original “Santa’s Coming (Ho, Ho, Ho)” b/w “Back Door Santa.” If you look in the right places, and you’re lucky, you can find “Red Lights (Merry Christmas)” by Dreams So Real. The same holds true for those willing to search for If your luck holds up, and your willing to dig, you’ll also strike gold with the “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) 45 by Face of Concern.
This is by no means a comprehensive list of local Christmas recordings, nor is it but a sampling of those by national and international artists. But, it’s a start. A good start.
The 45 List
Many of the best Yuletide rock songs have been released only as singles. It’s rare that an artist will include a Christmas song on an album, but it has been done. The Pretenders’ “2000 Years” is on Learning To Crawl and the Payola$’ “Christmas Is Coming” is on Hammer On A Drum, just as the Bongos released “Tree Wise Men” on Drums Along The Hudson and “Weird” Al Yankovic included “Christmas At Ground Zero” on Polka Party!. But that’s the exception rather than the rule.
When the songs do appear on 45s, they are usually “B”-sides, unless its a special seasonal release, in which case usually both sides have a holiday theme. A number of seven and twelve-inch singles have been released, many of which are still available. Some are worth shopping for. You decide. Here are a few of them:
- Adams, Bryan: “Christmas Time” b/w “Reggae Christmas” (A&M)
- Blondie/Fab Five Freddy/Snuky Tate: “Christmas Rapture” (Flexi)
- Billy Jackson and the Citizen’s Band: “Have A Happy Christmas (‘Twas The Night Before Christmas)” (London)
- The Black Lips: “Christmas in Baghdad” b/w The King Khan & BBQ Show: “Plump Righteous” (Norton)
- The Blacktop Rockets: “Yuletide Blues” b/w Thee Kustom Kings”El Rudolfo”(Straight8)
- Bowie, Davis and Bing Crosby: “Peace On Earth”/”Little Drummer Boy” b/w “Fantastic Voyage” (RCA)
- The Buzz of Delight: “Christmas” (DB Recs)
- Can: “Silent Night” b/w “Cascade Waltz” (EMI)
- Cannibals: “Christmas Rock ‘N’ Roll” b/w “New Year’s Eve Song” (Hit)
- Captain Kangaroo: “When Santa Claus Gets Your Letter” b/w “Sleigh Ride” (Golden)
- Captain Sensible: “One Christmas Catalogue” b/w “Relax” (A&M)
- Cocteau Twins: “Winter Wonderland” and “Frosty The Snowman” (Capitol)
- Damned: “There Ain’t No Sanity Clause” b/w “Looking At You” (Big Beat)
- Dreams So Real: “Red Lights (Merry Christmas)” b/w “Bearing Witness” (Arista)
- Dumbells (Roxy Music): “Giddy-Up (inc. ‘Sleigh Rides’)” b/w “A Christmas Dream” (EG)
- Eagles: “Please Come Home For Christmas” b/w “Funky New Year” (Elektra)
- Elmo & Patsy: “Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer” [original] (Stiff)
- Elton John: “Step Into Christmas” b/w “Ho Ho Ho (Who’d Be A Turkey At Christmas)” (MCA)
- Enya: “Oiche Chiun (Silent Night)” (Reprise)
- Face Of Concern: “Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)” (Press)
- Face Of Concern: “Peace By Tomorrow” (Dragon Path)
- Father Guido Sarducci: “I Won’t Be Twisting This Christmas” b/w “Santa’s Lament“(Warner Bros.)
- Fear: “Fuck Christmas” b/w “(Beep) Christmas” (Slash)
- Foghat: “Goin’ Home For Christmas” b/w “Santa Claus Is Back In Town” (Merry Christmas 1986)
- Freddy King: “I Hear Jingle Bells” b/w ” Christmas Tears” (Federal)
- George Thorogood and the Destroyers: “Rock ‘N’ Roll Christmas” b/w “New Year’s Eve Party” (EMI)
- Greg Lake: “I Believe in Father Christmas” (Manticore)
- Greedies: “A Merry Jingle” b/w “A Merry Jangle” (Vertigo)
- Headroom, Max: “Merry Christmas Santa Claus (You’re A Lovely Guy)” b/w “Gimme Shades” (Chrysalis)
- Jethro Tull: “”Ring Out, Solstice Bells” b/w ” Christmas Song” (Chyrsalis)
- Jimi Hendrix: “Little Drummer Boy/Silent Night/Auld Lang Syne” (Reprise)
- Jimmy: “White Christmas” b/w “Spin The Bottle” (Fatima)
- John Lennon & Yoko Ono: “Happy Christmas (War Is Over)” b/w “Listen (The Snow Is Falling)” (Apple/Capitol)
- Karen Mantler: “I Love Christmas” (Watt)
- Kate Bush: “December Will Be Magic Again” (EMI)
- Keith Richards: “Run Rudolph Run” (Rolling Stones)
- King Diamond: “No Presents For Christmas” (Roadrunner)
- Kinks: “Father Christmas” b/w “Wish I Could Fly Like Superman” (Arista)
- Korgis: “Wish You A Merry Christmas” b/w “Dumb Waiters” (WEA)
- Kurtis Blow: “Christmas Rappin’” (Mercury)
- McCartney, Paul: “Wonderful Christmastime” b/w “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reggae” (Columbia)
- Mike Lorenz: “The Rap Before Christmas” b/w “Auld Lang Syne (Go Go)” (Hottrax)
- Miracle Legion: “Little Drummer Boy” b/w “Blue Christmas” (Incas)
- Patti Smith Group: “White Christmas” (Jason)
- Payola$: “Christmas Is Coming”
- Prince and the Revolution: “I Would Die 4 U” b/w “Another Lonely Christmas” (Warner Bros.)
- Ramones: “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight)” (WEA)
- Residents: “Santa Dog 1978” b/w “Santa Dog 1972” (Ralph)
- Richards, Keith: “Run Rudolph Run” b/w “The Harder They Come” (Rolling Stones)
- Robert Fripp: “Silent Night” (EG flexi)
- Roy Wood’s Wizzard: “I Wish it Could be Christmas Everyday” (UA)
- Russell, Leon: “Slipping Into Christmas” b/w “Christmas In Chicago” (Shelter)
- Siouxsie & The Banshees: “Il Est Ne Le Divin Enfant” (Polydor)
- Spinal Tap: “Christmas With The Devil” b/w “Scratch Mix” (Enigma)
- Springsteen, Bruce: “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” (Columbia)
- Springsteen, Bruce: “Merry Christmas, Baby” (Columbia)
- Squeeze: “Christmas Day” (A&M)
- Squier, Billy: “Christmas Is The Time To Say ‘I Love You’” b/w “White Christmas” (Capitol)
- Tapper Zukie: “Archie, The Rednose Reindeer” (Mer)
- Thick Pigeon: “Jingle Bell Rock” b/w The French Impressionists: “Santa Baby” (Operation Twilight)
- Three Wise Men (XTC): “Thanks For Christmas” b/w “Countdown To Christmas Partytime” (Virgin)
- Timbuk 3: “All I Want For Christmas” b/w “Blue Christmas”/”I Love You X 3” (I.R.S.)
- U.K. Subs: “Hey Santa” b/w “Thunderbird” (Fallout)
- Wham!: “Last Christmas” b/w “Everything She Wants” (CBS)
- Wilde, Kim & Mel Smith: “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree” b/w “Deck The Blooming Halls” (10 Records)
- Wilson, Ann & Nancy: “Here Is Christmas” b/w “Bring A Torch Jeanette Isabella” (Capitol)
- The Woggles: “Santa’s Coming (Ho, Ho, Ho)” b/w “Back Door Santa” (Wicked Cool)
- Yobs: “Stille Nacht” b/w “”Silent Nite” (Yob)
ROCK & POP:
- Aimee Mann: One More Drifter In The Snow
- Annie Lennox: A Christmas Cornucopia
- Arthur Lyman: With A Christmas Vibe
- Bob Dylan: Christmas In The Heart
- Brian Wilson: What I Really Want For Christmas
- Canned Heat: Christmas Album
- Carly Simon: Christmas Is Almost Here
- Carole King: A Holiday Carole
- Chris Stamey Group: Christmas Time
- Christina Aguilera: My Kind Of Christmas
- Chuck Leavell: What’s In The Bag?
- Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks: Crazy For Christmas
- Darlene Love: It’s Christmas, of Course
- Dwight Twilley: Have A Twilley Christmas EP
- Dwight Yoakam: Come On Christmas
- Eric Clapton: Merry Xmas
- Esquivel: Merry Xmas From The Space-Age Bachelor Pad
- JD McPherson: “Socks”
- Indio Girls: Holly Happy Days
- Jorma Kaukonen: Christmas
- League Of Decency: A Swingin’ Christmas
- Los Straitjackets: ‘Tis The Season For Los Straitjackets!
- Low: Christmas
- Martin Atkins and the Chicago Industrial League: The Industrial Christmas Carol
- Michelle Malone: A Swinging Christmas In The Attic
- Michelle Malone: A Very SOTA Christmas
- Michelle Malone & the Hot Toddies: Toddie Time (SBS)
- Morgan Fisher: Hybrid Kids 2:Claws
- Nick Lowe: Quality Street: A Seasonal Selection For All The Family
- Pink Martini: Joy To The World
- The Players: Manzanera and MacKay present Christmas (Ryko)
- The Raveonettes: Wishing You A Rave Christmas (Vice)
- Ringo Starr: I Wanna Be Santa Claus
- The Roches: We Three Kings
- Rotary Connection: Peace
- RuPaul: Ho Ho Ho
- Sarah McLachlan: Wintersong
- Shawn Colvin: Holiday Songs And Lullabies
- She & Him: A Very She & Him Christmas
- Sufjan Stevens: Songs For Christmas Box Set:
- Sufjan Stevens: Vol. I: Noel
- Sufjan Stevens: Vol. II: Hark!
- Sufjan Stevens: Vol. III: Ding! Dong!
- Sufjan Stevens: Vol. IV: Joy!
- Sufjan Stevens: Vol. V: Peace!
- Tracey Thorn: Tinsel And Lights
Various Artists:
- The Christmas Album (Sony)
- Christmas in Stereo and Christmas 2 (Kindercore)
- A Christmas Record (Ze)
- Christmas Present 1992 (Sister Ruby)
- Christmas Present Vol. 2 (Sister Ruby)
- Christmas Present, Vol. 3 (Sister Ruby)
- Christmas Vols. 1, 1987 — 7, 1993 (Perimeter)
- Flagpole 1990: A Flagpole Christmas Album
- Flagpole 1991: Son of the Flagpole Christmas Album
- Flagpole 1992: The Daughter of the Flagpole Christmas Album
- Flagpole 1992: The Mother of All Flagpole Christmas Albums
- Flagpole 1993: The Red-Headed Stepchild of the Flagpole Christmas Album
- Flagpole 1994: The Soft-Spoken Beatnik Cousin of the Flagpole Christmas Album (Long Play)
- Flagpole 1995: Chilly, the Flagpole Christmas Album That Could Not Love
- Flagpole 1996: The Flagpole Christmas Album: The “white” album.
- The Mother Of All Flagpole Christmas Albums (Ortone)
- Ghosts Of Christmas Past (Les Disques Du Crepuscule)
- Ghosts Of Christmas Past (LTM 2-CD)
- Happy Birthday, Baby Jesus, Vols. 1 and 2 (Sympathy For The Record Industry)
- Hardcore Holiday (Essential Noise)
- A Lump Of Coal (First Warning)
- A Midnight Christmas Mess (Midnight)
- Riot Grrrl Christmas (Cleopatra)
- A Very Special Christmas
- A Very Special Christmas 2
- A Very Special Christmas — Jazz To The World
- A Very Special Christmas — World Christmas
- A Very Special Christmas 3
- A Very Special Christmas 4 — Live From Washington, D.C.
- A Very Special Christmas 5
- A Very Special Christmas 6 — Acoustic Christmas
- A Very Special Christmas 7
- A Very Special Christmas: 25 Years Bringing Joy to the World
- A Very Special Christmas: Bringing Peace on Earth
- VH1: The Big 80’s Christmas (Rhino)
- The World Shines Brightly, Parts One, Two, Three & Four — Trattoria Calendar O.S.T.
RAP:
- MC M: Xmaz N The Hood (Priority)
- Fishbone: It’s A Wonderful Life (Gonna Have A Good Time) (Columbia)
- Various Artists: Christmas Rap (Profile).
SOUL and R&B:
- Blind Boys of Alabama: Go Tell it on the Mountain (RealWorld)
- Booker T. & the MG’s: In The Christmas Spirit (Atlantic)
- James Brown: Santa’s Got A Brand New Bag (Rhino)
- Jackie Wilson: Merry Christmas From Jackie Wilson (Rhino)
- John Legend: A Legendary Christmas
- New Edition: Christmas All Over The World (MCA)
- Ray Charles: The Spirit Of Christmas (Columbia/Rhino)
- The Sounds Of Blackness: The Night Before Christmas — A Musical Fantasy (Perspective)
OLDIES:
- The Beach Boys: Christmas Album (Capitol)
- Bobby Darin: The 25th Day Of December (Atco)
- Elvis Presley: Elvis’ Christmas Album (RCA)
- The Four Seasons: Christmas Album (Rhino)
- The Partridge Family: A Christmas Card (Razor & Tie)
- Phil Spector & Various Artists: A Christmas Gift For You (Rhino)
FOLK & BLUES:
- Boys of the Lough: Midwinter Night’s Dream (Blix Street)
- Brave Combo: “It’s Christmas, Man!” (Rounder)
- Joan Baez: Noel (Vanguard)
- John Wesley Harding: God Made Me Do It (Sire/Reprise)
- Johnny Winter: Please Come Home for Christmas (Pointblank/Charisma)
- Jorma Kaukonen: Christmas (Relix)
- Marta Sebestyen: Apochrya (Hannibal)
- John Fahey: The New Possibility and Christmas, Vol. 2 (Takoma)
- Leon Redbone: Christmas Island (August)
- Various Artists: Death Might Be Your Santa Claus (Columbia)
- Various Artists: Even Santa Gets The Blues (Pointblank)
WORLD:
- Bulgarian Voices: Christmas Sacrament (Fremeaux)
- Les Voix Bulgares, Chants de Noel (Fremeaux)
- Various Artists: Mas! A Caribbean Christmas Party (Ryko)
- Various Artists: Reggae Christmas From Studio One (Heartbeat)
JAZZ:
- Chet Baker: Silent Nights (DineMec)
- Cyrus Chestnut: Blessed Quietness: A Collection Of Hymns, Spirituals And Carols
- Ella Fitzgerald: Wishes You A Swinging Christmas (Verve)
- Vince Guaraldi Trio: A Charlie Brown Christmas
- Various Artists: Hipster’s Holiday — Vocal Jazz and R&B Classics (Rhino)
- Various Artists: Hot Jazz for a Cool Night (MusicMasters)
- Various Artists: God Rest Ye Merry, Jazzmen (Columbia)
NEW AGE:
- John Boswell: Festival Of The Heart (Hearts Of Space)
- Kitaro: Peace on Earth (Domo)
- Susan Mazer & Dallas Smith: Carol For The Planet (Intersound)
- David Lanz/Michael Jones: Solstice (Narada)
- Eric Tingstad/Nancy Rumble: The Gift (Sona Gaia)
- George Winston: December (Windham Hill)
- The Joy Circuit: Crystal Clear Christmas (A&M)
- Shane Keister: The Sounds Of Christmas (RCA)
COUNTRY:
- Ben Keith: Christmas — Seven Gates (Reprise)
- Emmylou Harris: Light Of The Stable (Warner Bros.) —
- Jerry Jeff Walker: Christmas Gonzo Style (Rykodisc)
- Travis Tritt: Loving Time Of The Year (Warner Bros.)
- Various Artists: Christmas On The Range (Capitol)
- Various Artists: Hillbilly Holiday (Rhino)
NOVELTY & COMEDY:
- Bob Rivers Comedy Corp: Twisted Christmas (Atco)
- Elmo & Patsy: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (Epic)
- Spike Jones: It’s A Spike Jones Christmas (Rhino)
- The Scrooge Brothers: Commercial Christmasland (Rhino)
- The Three Stooges: Christmas Time With (Rhino)
- Various Artists: Dr. Demento — The Greatest Christmas Novelty CD Of All Time (Rhino)
VOCALISTS:
- Amy Grant: Home For Christmas (A&M)
- Dean Martin: The Christmas Album (Reprise)
- Dean Martin: Christmas With Dino (Capitol)
- Frank Sinatra: A Jolly Christmas (Capitol)
- Frank Sinatra: Christmas Dreaming (Columbia)
- Frank Sinatra: Ultimate Christmas (Capitol)
- The Manhattan Transfer: The Christmas Album (Columbia)
EASY LISTENING:
- Ferrante & Teicher: Snowbound/We Wish You A Merry Christmas (United Artists/EMI)
- Lawrence Welk, His Orchestra and Chorus: 22 Merry Christmas Favorites (Ranwwood)
- Mantovani And His Orchestra: Christmas Favourites and The Great Songs Of Christmas (London and Bainbridge).
CLASSICAL:
- A Christmas Tree (Columbia)
- Brian Slawson: A Yule Log (CBS)
- The Hampton String Quartet: What If MOZART Wrote “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas?” (RCA Red Seal)
- Mannhein Steamroller: Christmas and A Fresh Aire Christmas by Chip Davis (American Gramophone)
- Sarah Brightman: A Winter Symphony (Angel)
A shortened version of this column appears in the December, 2018, print edition of Creative Loafing.