Lust List 2020 - Shae Parker

Shae Parker
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Shae Parker

Depth and an open mind go a long way with this real estate agent. You must be down to roller skate, love long walks on the BeltLine, and potentially trick her into skydiving.


1. Age?
2. Astrological sign?
3. Neighborhood?
4. Instagram handle?
5. Occupation?
6. Sexual orientation ?
7. What do you sleep in?
8. What three things would you take to a desert island?
9. Where would you take a first date?
10. One thing you’ve always wanted to do, but prob won’t?
11. What tattoo would you put on someone else? And who?
12. What’s the secret TV show you watch but don’t tell anyone about?
13. Beauty tip?
14. Do you pee with the door open?
15. Celeb crush?
16. Shower or bath? Morning or before going to bed?
17. How long does it take you to get ready for a night out?
18. Deodorant or BO?
19. Fav thing about yourself?
20. The biggest misconception about you?
21. Do you French your dog?
22. In one word, what do you want people to know about you?
23. Astrology or religion?
24. Your favorite form of communication?
25. Sex, booze, drugs: Name in order of importance.

1. 39.

2. Leo.

3. Kirkwood.

4. @hurricaneshae.

5. Real estate agent.

6. Straight, single.

7.  Depends on the season.

9.  Dinner, drinks, sour beers, Cascade (Family Skating). Will read your tarot cards if you’re ready to get deep on a first date, but you must be worthy. I don’t like reading to amateurs.

10.  Love the idea of skydiving, but doubt I’ll ever do it. The fear, in my mind, goes from “I’m gonna jump out of a plane, get sick, and die in my own vomit,“ to “What if I’m connected to someone and we can’t get our rhythms?“ If you’re a confident, professional skydiver, I’ll consider letting you strap on.

12.  “Vanderpump Rules.” Trash TV lover.

13.  Jojoba oil.

14.  Always, only in public by accident, but always hovers! Wash my hands every time.

15.  Looking for a Paul Rudd look-alike to make me laugh, in and out of bed. Sometimes sex is awkward, but if you can laugh about it and move through it, it’s amazing.

18.  Deodorant, but make sure it’s natural.

19. Relates to people easily. And my boobs.

22.  Two words, Let’s Roll. (As in, roller skating.)

23.  Uses tarot as prayer and guidance.

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